Eleven Mostly-Functional Adults
comedy◐ TeenBig Dennis raised his hand. "Question. Why are we robbing a cheese place at all?" The room went quiet. Marv blinked. "Because... the cheese is worth a fortune?" Dennis nodded slowly. "Just checking we had a reason." Half the group admitted they had also forgotten the reason.
Lola clapped her hands. "New plan: we grab the famous golden cheese wheel, we sell it, we split the money eleven ways." Dennis did the math on his fingers. "That's like nine dollars each." Lola paused. "...We'll grab two cheese wheels."
What happens next?
1 ways forwardDennis kept doing the math. "Two wheels is eighteen dollars each. Three is twenty-seven." Marv's eyes lit up. "So we just need, like, a hundred cheese wheels?" Lola looked at our eleven pairs of empty hands. "We can carry maybe four." We ran the numbers, sighed, and decided crime didn't pay enough. We went out for tacos instead.