Wrong Family
comedyEveryoneMe: "Sorry, I think you added the wrong number. I don't know this family." Uncle Tariq: "Very funny, Bilal." Me: "I'm not Bilal." Uncle Tariq: "This is exactly what Bilal would say to get out of bringing dishes." Then someone called Auntie Rubina gave a thumbs up. To WHICH PART?
Uncle Tariq: "Admit it, Bilal. New number, same tricks. Last Eid you 'lost your phone' when it was your turn to bring drinks." Me: "I am genuinely a stranger." Uncle Tariq: "A stranger who reads our family chat? Even worse. Now you HAVE to come." Wait. That logic was airtight somehow?
What happens next?
1 ways forwardThen a new message. From a number ending in 88. Bilal: "Guys I'm here?? This is my new number. Who have you been talking to??" The chat exploded. Two Bilals. Uncle Tariq typed and deleted three times. Uncle Tariq: "Then who is THIS?" Everyone was suddenly asking me. Even Bilal.