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Then, for the first time since 2019, Faisal replied. Faisal: "I'm literally in this chat. Who is that number?" The chat lost its mind. Grandma sent six voice notes in a row. Uncle Tariq: "TWO FAISALS?" Then Faisal messaged me privately: "Bro. Who are you and why are you living my life better than me?"
Faisal and I made a pact: we would both show up with drinks and let the family sort it out. Sunday, the two of us walked in carrying identical bottles. Uncle Tariq stood up: "TWO FAISALS." Grandma didn't even look up from the biryani: "Good. Now one of you can finally reply to messages." Faisal is now my best friend. The chat calls us Faisal One and Faisal Two. I'm One.
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