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Me: "I appreciate it, but I really can't come to a stranger's dinner." Grandma: "Fine." Fine? That was too easy. Sunday, 7pm, my doorbell rang. A teenager stood there holding a warm foil-covered plate. Him: "Grandma says if you won't come to the biryani, the biryani comes to you."
The biryani was the best thing I have ever eaten. I returned the plate washed, with brownies on it, because my mother raised me right. Next Sunday the teenager was back with a new plate. This has gone on for a year now. Grandma and I have never met. We just trade full plates through one confused teenager. She texts every Monday: "Rate the biryani." I always reply: "10."
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